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these are the series regulars and people most involved with the show:

josh botana

 

josh botana

cast member

Put up for adoption after being born the illegitimate child of comedy geniuses Emo Phillips and Judy Tinuda, Josh Botana is steep in comedy lineage. Unfortunately the apple has fallen very far from the tree. A review of him once read, "this man could not make a retarded kid laugh with a sock puppet." Another said, "Josh Botana is so unfunny that if he was on America’s Funniest Home Videos, and got hit in the nuts with a baseball, they would still have to change the name of the show to America’s Un-Funniest Home Videos." Joey saw his act bomb at the HAHA HOLE, and though this is just the kind of guy this show needs. He asked Josh come aboard and has regretted it ever since.

peter hofstad

 

peter hofstad

cast member

In a dark, uncaring, and corrupted world of deceit and tomfoolery, Peter is the poster child for all those things just mentioned. Peter came upon fame and fortune early on in life, when he became the first 'Fruit of the Loom' underwear model to be given his own sitcom. However, in September of 1997, Peter was arrested and charged with assaulting beloved child actor Neil Patrick Harris, star of television’s Doogie Howser M.D. Billed as the "trial of the century", millions of housewives and impressionable school children watched as Peter was convicted and sentenced to hard time--working with Joey Nelson and cast on The 15 Minute Show. He is currently appealing the ruling, but until he can raise enough money for legal fees, or convince Brian Skowron to represent him in a court of law, Peter is forced to do sweat shop sketch comedy.

kendra kearby

 

kendra kearby

cast member

Kendra Kearby is not only blonde, but mentally challenged to boot! When asked to join The 15 Minute Show, she agreed and immediately got the permission signed by her crack whore mom. Kendra is single and willing. She works hard at trying not to drool (but that's what diapers are for).

ben meyercord

 

ben meyercord

cast member, host, co-producer

Hi, I'm Ben and apparently I'm the host of this bio. Ha ha, just kidding. Well, sort of. See, I'm actually an android from the planet Hosty-Host, a planet populated by beings with an uncanny talent for hosting television programs and special events. Unfortunately the Hosty-Hostians can't stand hosting so they designed androids to fool the other alien races that had enslaved them to perform as hosts of various entertainment endeavors around the galaxy. One day as a space slave ship of these decoys was being shipped to Mars, an asteroid knocked the ship off course and I was flung into the earth's atmosphere, landing in the Gulf of Mexico. Somehow, the force of the collision and the exposure to earth's saltwater altered my programming and I became a creature of free will. That is, until I hit rock bottom, broke in Denton, TX. Anyways, long story short, I sold my soul to Joey who put me back into slavery as a television host.

Joey Nelson

 

joey nelson

creator/producer, writer, cast member

In early 2003, Joey Nelson saw a television show for the first time and decided that it was the place to be. If only the producers of Perfect Strangers had any idea of the impact they had on this young man! That very day, Joey packed his bags and took the first bus to Hollywood. After a crazy series of misunderstandings that culminated in 4-month jail sentence for prostitution, Joey returned to Texas, exhausted but not discouraged. The 15 Minute Show is the story of his journey.

patrick swinnea

 

patrick swinnea

cast member

In 1987, Patrick began preparing for his role as Kevin the Wizard. Confronted with the seedy underbelly of Wizard boarding schools, he moved to the mountains, let his beard grow, and found solace in the world of model trains. He built his first life-size model train set out of yarn and cellophane. After the Great Yarn and Cellophane Train Disaster of 1993 (death toll: 397 and counting) Patrick went into hiding. 1994-2001 were pretty much a blur. In 2002 he was discovered stumbling drunk throuh Amsterdam's Red Ligh District, but no one cares. The next morning he removed the dildo from his ass and flew home. In 2003 he appeared in a hilarious sketch comedy show so hot it was pulled from the airwaves. He also appeared in The 15 Minute Show.

anthony thompson

 

anthony thompson

writer, co-producer, cast member

A product of pity sex and binge drinking gone awry, Anthony was born into a poverty-stricken family in Houston, Texas. He was kidnapped at the age of six by unidentified men who raised him in the wooded area near his home for sixteen unforgettable years. Anthony recounted the horrible tales in his hilarious collection of short stories entitled "If I Could Do It All Over Again, I Wouldn't Have Let Them Kidnap Me." Now Anthony works part-time selling neon lights and is developing a sitcom based on his life. Early word from the set hints at a midseason run.

daniel thompson

 

daniel thompson

writer, co-producer, cast member

Daniel is the self-proclaimed Native Son of Florida, even though he was never born in the Sunny Time State. Growing up in Houston, Texas, he began writing and acting for a talented little improv group called the "Beanie Weenies." They were a smash hit, and soon he was able to move to the place that most people only dream about--Denton, Texas. There he attended The University of North Texas and still resides today. He is survived by seven cats and fifty-seven talking Taco Bell dog bobble heads.

chris vivion

 

chris vivion

cast member

Chris Vivion grew up the son of a truck driver. He learned everything he needed to know about sex, crystal meth and CB radios on the roads and in the rest stop bathrooms of North America. After leaving home at the age of sixteen, he lived in every town in Texas larger than a dot on the map. Spent some time in New York, New Orleans, Chicago and Boulder. Tried to make things work in London and some small fishing villages in County Clare, Ireland. Now he's in Dallas until his lady friend's trust-fund runs dry. Chris is an official member of the International Order of Booze-Fondlers. He gets by on whatever you've got, so come out and have a drink with him sometime, but you're buying. Just sayin'.

margo yabs

 

margo yabs

cast member, associate producer

It’s a know fact that behind every successful production is a beautiful Black woman from New Jersey. Margo and Joey met in 2002 and discovered she can fit in his pocket; they have admired each other since. Joey plotted to use Margo by assisting her in filming and editing her public affairs show for NTTV(North Texas Television). After accidentally mentioning Joey’s ideas to Mario Peña, another NTTV employee, it was her big mouth that helped The 15 Minute Show spring to life. Margo can always be seen with her trademark producer clipboard in practically every scene.

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